Sometimes at night I look up at the moon and think about the fact that somewhere out there snoop dogg is stoned just like I am and suddenly I don’t feel so alone
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true
This form of eucalyptus tree grows in Maui rainforests where the bark peels back to reveal a gorgeous range of colors.